Saturday, January 8, 2011

Hog Butchering!

Warning: this post is heavy on blood and guts.
If these things turn your stomach, run away fast.



“Howdy, neighbor! I’ve been wanting to talk to you!” halloed Gale. I was passing by their place on my afternoon walk, and as he tromped up through the field, I swung over to the other side of the road to meet him. “I just wanted to tell you that we’re butchering the Saturday next and ya’ll are more than welcome to come.”

And so, this morning, we did. The kids were up before daybreak, chattering with excitement. They hustled through their bowls of granola, jumping up to run to the back door every two minutes to check on the neighbors’ house. “Another car is driving in!” they’d holler. Or, “the big outside light is on!” Shortly after seven, all six of us were heading down the road, eyes watering from the cold despite being bundled up to our eyebrows.


It's a three-ring circus! For free!

When we arrived, the first of the six hogs was already being scalded and scraped. Fires were burning, tables were set up, and men were milling around. Things picked up speed right quick. Soon there were three pigs hanging, another being scraped, and yet another was in pieces on the cutting-up table.


This was the second pig butchering I’ve seen. The first was at our local butcher shop, and while both were community efforts (in the sense that a local butcher shop is part of the community), the scenery was totally different. The shop was professional with its concrete floors, bright lights, white coats, and tons of stainless steel. Today’s butchering was down-home and earthy with the frozen ground, wood fires, cast iron kettles, and sun shining through the clouds of steam and smoke.


They shot and stuck the pigs quite a bit a ways from where we were. Sweetsie held my hand the first time, scared the pig would scream. There was no noise, however—just the gun’s dull pop, and then the big pig was flopping around on the ground.


A tractor hauled the slaughtered pig down to the dipping station where men used ropes to lower it into the tub of 162 degree water.


After a couple minutes of swishing and a great heave-ho, it was hoisted back onto the platform where a bunch of men rapidly scraped it clean.




The pig was eased to the ground and some men drug it to one of the tripods.


After it got strung up by its hind feet, it had a quick hose-down and some touch-up scraping.


Then the cutting commenced. First to go was the head (I am sparing you those pictures) which got lugged over to the head station to get cleaned up (i.e., dissected).


The snout tips and eyeballs got tossed into the grass, but not much else got thrown away. The tongue, ears, head meat—all of it got thrown into the pudding kettle.

As for the actual gutting, it was totally fascinating. They started cutting up around the tail (the top), first tying off the rectum and then separating the organs and innards from the abdominal cavity. Then someone helped hold all the innards in place while more cuts were made down around the heart. Once most everything was cut free, the whole mass splashed into the bucket below. The heart, liver, and pancreas—those all got saved.


This might sound rather odd, but I found the innards, the perfectly shaped orbs and spheres, the billowing balloons, to be rather beautiful.

Our neighbors generously let our friend Sam, who they didn’t know from Adam, butcher his pig with them. Last night Sam’s dog attacked one of his pigs and wounded it severely enough that it couldn’t wait another couple weeks till its intended butcher date. Sam brought Lee, my distant cousin and member of our church, along to help with his pig.


Lee has ten hogs worth of experience under his belt, so he knew what he was doing.


Though he couldn’t hold a candle to the man who had been butchering pigs since 1968. That man knew everything. When he helped Lee with Sam’s injured pig, he showed us how the kidneys had dark spots caused by the trauma of the attack. One kidney, the one that was on the injured side, was much worse than the other. Amazing, no?

Anyway, Lee is also a science teacher and he seized the opportunity to educate all us novices clustered around, both young and old.


He showed us the bladder. The “pee sack,” I think he called it.


Running all through the intestines were sheets of lace, otherwise known as the capillaries. (Yes, they will also get eaten.)


Then there were the lungs and heart.


Human hearts and lungs are similar to those of pigs, though ours are smaller, of course.


Lee cut into the heart and expounded upon the ventricles and aorta, etc.

But for the lungs, he went all out.


After wiping off the trachea, he put his mouth on it and puffed air into it, first one side and then the other.


The whole thing expanded dramatically—it was absolutely fascinating ... and hilarious.


After the gutting, the backbone was sawed/hacked/axed out, and the carcass cleaved into two pieces.


The halves were laid across shoulders and carried to the cutting-up table.


The fat gets rendered into the lard, and there will be hams and sausages, ribs and tenderloin.


I made only two trips down to the butchering during the morning—the kids were freezing cold, and I had sweet rolls (not sweetbreads!) to bake and a couple extra children to babysit—but Mr. Handsome stayed the whole day. Maybe he learned enough that we’ll be butchering our own pigs in a year or two.


This same time, years previous: moving big sticks of wood, baked hash brown potatoes

15 comments:

  1. All I can say is Whole Lee Pork Chops Batman...

    ReplyDelete
  2. Well...you did warn us!! What a post!! Very, very interesting! I too am a *science* girl who enjoys the dissection of things like hearts and that photo of the innards I found beautiful too...amazing, actually.

    Though I must admit, I am thankful that dinner is done and well-digested. :)

    Have a wonderful week!
    Blessings,
    Camille

    ReplyDelete
  3. Um. Wow.

    Actually, two years ago our family along with about 2 other families bought a couple pigs, killed them, and butchered them. More specifically, my husband took part in the 'yukky' stuff. I simply enjoyed packing fresh piggy meat in my freezer.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Definitely interesting! I hope you got to bring some home!

    ReplyDelete
  5. WOW. thanks for a fascinating post! and hi to Lee :) We were teachers at the same school for a while and he always spiced up a conversation.
    I think that if I eat meat, I should be willing to slaughter/butcher it. . .but man. I think I have a long way to go. Weren't your kids weirded out at all?

    ReplyDelete
  6. most excellent photos and commentary... so many memories of hog butchering at my grandmother's when I was a little girl... I however just recall the kitchen full of washtubs filled with pieces parts and the womenfolk grinding, seasoning and stuffing the long muslin sacks with sausage before they were hung along with the hams in the smokehouse...

    ReplyDelete
  7. What a great way to make memories. I'm sorry my kids and I weren't there too. Sue in Mi

    ReplyDelete
  8. I find the orbs pretty cool, too! Now, could I go straight from the butchering orgy to the dinner table to eat these parts? Not so sure...Thanks for the lesson.

    ReplyDelete
  9. Wow, they save a lot. We used to do our own butchering when I was growing up, but we didn't use so many of the organs, or pieces/parts. Tongue, heard and liver was all. I do know that a beef gut makes a fabulous trampoline for a small child, until it breaks open. :)

    ReplyDelete
  10. Foodies at Home, They did send home some sausage, but I didn't expect them to give us much more. They were being incredibly generous by letting us come and watch and learn from them. Not to mention they fed my husband an incredible dinner (tenderloin, liver and apples and onions, pies, potatoes, etc).

    Margo, The kids weren't weirded out at all. They LOVED it. "Awesome" and "Fun" were their adjectives of choice. They did feel a little bad for the poor piggies, though...

    ReplyDelete
  11. What an awesome learning experience! You said they saved the pancreas . . . for to eat? I've never heard of that before. Or for some other purpose?

    ReplyDelete
  12. I don't think they saved the pancreas, but they did save the kidneys, liver, heart, tongue, and brains.

    ReplyDelete
  13. Lee, the guy said it was the pancreas, but I don't think he was exactly sure of all the names. We noticed he contradicted himself a couple times...

    ReplyDelete
  14. Very interesting post - always good to see people sharing and learning food experiences together; in this age of processed, frozen dinners it will have been a wonderful learning experience for your young'uns.

    Looks like some prime meat there, too!

    ReplyDelete